Epic Fail

President Bush


President Reagan


President Obama

The first two pics show two hard working men. Who have achieved success in life because of their hard work and determination.

The third one shows a nancy boy holding someone's rod. Like the rod, he has had everything handed to him in life which put him on top of that ladder.

Parenting. Why We Drink

Parenting. Why We Drink

Ring. Ring...

Michael (quietly): Hello?

Matt: Hey, Michael. Is your dad there?

Michael (quietly): Yeah.

Matt: Can I talk to him?

Michael (quietly): No.

Matt: Why not?

Michael (quietly):He's talking to the policeman with mommy.

Matt: Police? What are the police doing there?

Michael (quietly): They're talking to the fireman.

Matt (starting to get worried): FIREMAN? Is everything OK? What's that
loud noise?

Michael (quietly): It's a helicopter.

Matt (frantic): A helicopter? What's a helicopter doing there?!?!

Michael (quietly): The search team just landed a helicopter in the field.

Matt: Holy shit! Who are they looking for?

Michael (giggling quietly): ME!

Air Force One (Shhhh)

LaDonna Harvey Wears the Pants in San Diego's Net Radio KOGO

I've heard news broadcasts from LaDonna Harvey before and have always liked her tone, and especially her undertones.

Today she's filling in for Chip Franklin, and made no bones about the fact that she is NOT Chip. That she, and I quote, "wears a bra". And most notably, that she thinks the idiots in Washington, I mean, the government officials need to, and again I quote... "grow a pair" and do something about Social Security.

You go, girl!!

Party choice at an early age

Republicans Vs Democrats

I'm reminded of the time that Catherine - a little girl in our neighborhood - told me that she wanted to be President one day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats were standing there with us - and I asked Catherine - 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

Catherine replied - 'I would give houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine,' I told her (while both parents beamed), 'But, you don't have to wait until you're President to do that.

You can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in the back yard and I will pay you $5. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and you can give him the $5 to use for a new house.'

Catherine (who was about 6) thought that over for a second, and then replied, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop himself, and you can pay him the $5?'

Welcome to the Republican Party, Catherine!

Haditha Marine prepares to sue Murtha over smear

Haditha Marine prepares to sue Murtha over smear

Haditha Marine prepares to sue Murtha over smear
Congressman had accused soldiers of killing 'in cold blood'
Posted: June 18, 2008
6:14 pm Eastern

© 2008 WorldNetDaily


Lt. Col. Jeffrey Chessani

With most of the eight Marines charged in the Haditha, Iraq, incident now exonerated, the highest-ranking officer among the accused is considering a lawsuit against Democratic Rep. John Murtha, who fueled the case by declaring the men cold-blooded killers.

Bad Vista

What's wrong with Microsoft Windows Vista? — BadVista

different versions of Vista have different licensing restrictions. You can read all of the licenses at http://www.microsoft.com/about/legal/useterms/default.aspx.

It's painful to read the licenses, and this is often why people don't object to them. But if we don't start objecting, we will lose valuable freedoms. Here are some of the ridiculous restrictions you will find in your reading:

* If your copy of Vista came with the purchase of a new computer, that copy of Vista may only be legally used on that machine, forever.
* If you bought Vista in a retail store and installed it on a machine you already owned, you have to completely delete it on that machine before you can install it on another machine.
* You give Microsoft the right, through programs like Windows Defender, to delete programs from your system that it decides are spyware.
* You consent to being spied upon by Microsoft, through the “Windows Genuine Advantage” system. This system tries to identify instances of copying that Microsoft thinks are illegitimate. Unfortunately, a recent study indicated that this system has already screwed up in over 500,000 cases.

If Your House is on Fire and Your Neighbors are Bringing Buckets of Gas...

Would you think they had an ulterior motive?

So when the Democrats in Congress constantly vote to keep off-shore drilling off limits, which would almost instantly lower the price of oil, do you think they have an ulterior motive?

When Obama said he didn't mind that gas prices were over $4.00 a gallon, do you think he is showing his hand?

Graduation Cheerers Get Arrested in SC

7 busted after cheers erupt at S.C. graduations

It's an effort to reduce disruptions, but for some, it's 'like a funeral in there'

COLUMBIA, S.C. - When Rock Hill school officials tell commencement
crowds to hold their applause until the end, they mean it —
police arrested seven people after they were accused of loud cheering
during the ceremonies.

Six people at Fort Mill High School's graduation were charged Saturday and a seventh at the graduation for York Comprehensive High School was charged Friday with disorderly conduct, authorities said. Police said the seven yelled after students' names were called.

"I just thought they were going to escort me out," Jonathan Orr told The Herald of Rock Hill, about 70 miles north of Columbia. "I had no idea they were going to put handcuffs on me and take me to jail."

As the World Devaluates Because of the Declining Dollar...

What does the US government want to do about it? They want to take the already dwindling food supply and use if for fuel.

USA to Spend 1.1 Billion on Border Security, FOR MEXICO!

So the US Government just decided to give the almost entirely corrupt country of Mexico 1.1 billion dollars to secure their border?

Are you serious? We can't build a stinkin' fence but you're going to give Mexico over $1,000,000,000.00?

Hey, US Government, how about OUR fucking border first!!!???

Keep in mind, this same Mexican government has been not only encouraging it's citizens to break OUR immigration laws, it literally HELPS them with maps, directions etc.

Men Have Better Friends

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband
that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's
10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that
he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's
10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said
he was still there.

Oops there goes another fine consensus...

..Over 400 Prominent Scientists Disputed Man-Made Global Warming Claims in 2007 ....



http://epw.senate.gov/public/index.c...y.SenateReport



Australia: Prize-wining Geologist Dr. Ian Plimer, a professor of
Earth and Environmental Sciences at the University of Adelaide in
Australia: "There is new work emerging even in the last few weeks
that shows we can have a very close correlation between the
temperatures of the Earth and supernova and solar radiation."



The over 400 skeptical scientists featured in this new report outnumber
by nearly eight time the number of scientists who participated in the
2007 UN IPCC Summary for Policymakers. The notion of "hundreds" or
"thousands" of UN scientists agreeing to a scientific statement does
not hold up to scrutiny. (See report debunking "consensus" LINK) Recent research by Australian climate data analyst John McLean revealed
that the IPCC's peer-review process for the Summary for Policymakers
leaves much to be desired. (LINK) & (LINK) (Note: The 52 scientists
who participated in the 2007 IPCC Summary for Policymakers had to
adhere to the wishes of the UN political leaders and delegates in a
process described as more closely resembling a political party’s
convention platform battle, not a scientific process - LINK)



Atmospheric Physicist Dr. Garth W. Paltridge, an Emeritus Professor from University of Tasmania,
is another prominent skeptic. Paltridge who was a Chief Research
Scientist with the CSIRO Division of Atmospheric Research before taking
up positions in 1990 as Director of the Institute of Antarctic and
Southern Ocean Studies at the University of Tasmania and as CEO of the
Antarctic Cooperative Research Center. Paltridge questioned the motives
of scientists hyping climate fears. "They have been so successful with
their message of greenhouse doom that, should one of them prove
tomorrow that it is nonsense, the discovery would have to be suppressed
for the sake of the overall reputation of science,"



Paleoclimatologist Dr. Robert M. Carter of Australia;



Louis Hissink M.Sc. M.A.I.G., Editor AIG News and Consulting Geologist, Perth, Western Australia;



Mathematician & Engineer Dr. David Evans, who did carbon accounting for the Australian Government and is head of the group "Science Speak," recently
detailed his conversion to a skeptic. "I devoted six years to carbon
accounting, building models for the Australian government to estimate
carbon emissions from land use change and forestry. When I started that
job in 1999 the evidence that carbon emissions caused global warming
seemed pretty conclusive, but since then new evidence has weakened the
case that carbon emissions are the main cause. I am now skeptical,"
Evans wrote in an April 30, 2007 blog. "But after 2000 the evidence for
carbon emissions gradually got weaker -- better temperature data for
the last century, more detailed ice core data, then laboratory evidence
that cosmic rays precipitate low clouds,"

Who is Pewping in the Tomato Fields?

The lame stream media says the recent outbreak of salmonella that caused "the complete collapse" of the Florida tomato industry is directly related to tomatoes coming in contact with "animal" feces.

Yeah. That's it. Animal poop. More like illegal alien poop.


http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN6A33595920080610?

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121305642257659301.html

Why Is Bush Helping Saudi Arabia Build Nukes?

By EDWARD J. MARKEY
June 10, 2008

Here's a quick geopolitical quiz: What country is
three times the size of Texas and has more than 300 days of blazing sun
a year? What country has the world's largest oil reserves resting below
miles upon miles of sand? And what country is being given nuclear
power, not solar, by President George W. Bush, even when the mere
assumption of nuclear possession in its region has been known to
provoke pre-emptive air strikes, even wars?

If you answered Saudi Arabia to all of these questions, you're right.

Last month, while the American people were becoming
the personal ATMs of the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting
Countries, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was in Saudi Arabia
signing away an even more valuable gift: nuclear technology. In a
ceremony little-noticed in this country, Ms. Rice volunteered the U.S.
to assist Saudi Arabia in developing nuclear reactors, training nuclear
engineers, and constructing nuclear infrastructure. While oil breaks
records at $130 per barrel or more, the American consumer is footing
the bill for Saudi Arabia's nuclear ambitions.

Wow. Just wow.

Global Warming Extends Ski Season to June at Aspen

9NEWS.com | Aspen plans to open back up for skiers

ASPEN – Skiers who are still are not ready for summer to start will get another chance to take to the slopes this weekend.

The Aspen Skiing Company said Monday that it will open up Aspen Mountain from June 13 to 15 for skiers and snowboarders.

The company says record winter snowfall has left the mountain covered with snow, leaving behind an average of more than 3 feet of snow on the upper slopes.

Who'd have thunkit!

Democrats Fail With Restaurants, Set to Privatize

And we are set to allow these incompetents to ru(i)n our health care? Like they did with SS? Medicare? Etc.

Guns kill people!

If guns kill people, then do pencils misspell words?

Californication

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, in California?

California became a state.
The State had no electricity.
The State had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.

Basically, it was just like California today, except the women had real tits and the men didn't hold hands.

Heart Attacks

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer Heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer Heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer Fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and Suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and Fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.


CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever the hell you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you, but the U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem.